Tagged and Bagged

OK, so Shelley tagged me, and since I like her (most of the time), I will play along:

Jobs I’ve Held

Sorority Social Chairman

Ponderosa Bus Girl

Fabric Store Cashier

Your Worst Nightmare

Scary Blogger Chic

Intimidating Athletic Chic

Software Developer/Consultant/Support/Gofer

Volleyball Team Captain

Loose College Woman

Loose Divorced Woman

Loose Woman

Movies I Can Watch Over & Over

Wizard of Oz

A Clockwork Orange

Pulp Fiction

Fantasia

Blade Runner

The Sound of Music

Full Metal Jacket

2001: A Space Odyssey

Casino Royale, really any James Bond Movie

Whichever one shows Clint Eastwood’s naked butt when he was a hottie

My Guilty Pleasures

Twinkies with Whipped Cream

Whipped Cream on Mr. (I’m not naming names)

French Champagne

All you can eat hotdogs

Going commando at business meetings

Getting myself off while laying next to the guy I just was with while he’s sleeping

Soaping myself up in the public shower at the Y

Peeing in my neighbors’ yards

Romano cheese

Cold movie theater seats

Places I Have Lived

That special place in my head

Illinois

Shows I Enjoy

Everyone Loves Raymond

How I Met Your Mother

3 and a Half Men

Spongebob Squarepants

Weather Channel

Places I Have Been on Vacation

Brazil

Canada, eh?

US States: AK, AZ, CA, CO, FL, GA, HI, IL, IN, KS, KY, Las Vegas, MI, MN, MA, MO, MT, NC, NM, NV, NY, PA, RI, SC, SD, TX, VA, WI, WY, WV

Paris

London

US Virgin Islands

Earth’s Core

Hell (and back)

Favorite Foods

Sushi

Nearly dead beef

Eggs

McDonald’s Free WIFI

Royale with Cheese

Websites I Visit Daily

Crazy Triathletes

Body Parts I Have Injured

Right Radius

Left Leg

Right Leg

Many fingers

Central Diameter

Head

Ass

Both Feet

Left Serratus Anterior

Right Infraspinatus

Anything else not listed above

Awards You’ve Won

High School Valedictorian

Biggest Slut in my Sorority

Most Likely to Succeed

Nicknames You’ve Been Called

Butch

Crackhead

Sexy Bitch

“Hey You”

Whore (yes, by my older sister)

So now the fun part, I get to tag someone!!

I am tagging Brett, the only person who reads my blog!