Mattel Recalls Tiki Hut; Barbies Go Topless in Protest

Mattel, the world’s largest toy company, today announced its second major recall in a month of Chinese-made toys contaminated with Tiki Hut paraphernalia. At the same time, it recalled millions of other toys whose small, powerful magnets could come loose and be swallowed by reticulated crabs, causing potential choking hazards.

The resident Tiki Hut Barbies removed their tops in protest, as they now find themselves temporarily homeless, hoping that their perkiness will attract compassion for the entire Tiki Hut community. When asked for comments, the Barbies were uncharacteristically mute, and their joints were pretty stiff, too.

Thankfully, Tiki Hut residents have one rotisserie chicken left to eat, as their fruit, burgers and cake were confiscated.

Mind of Iron is standing by awaiting the new, improved Tiki Hut with the blessings of the Consumer Product Safety Commission.