Tiki Torch Gaming Machines Launch Relief Effort!
Pahrump, NV – updated 2 min. ago
Tiki Torch Gaming Machines across the State of Nevada have
joined forces to launch a massive relief effort for the
residents and guests of the Barbie Tiki-Hut.
“We stand in solidarity with the Tiki-Hut Barbies,” said
Tiki Torch Big Kahuna earlier today. “We have machines in
Las Vegas, so we know topless! We admire and appreciate
the perkiness of the Barbies, and will not rest until
their home is restored.”
Details of the relief effort are sketchy, but seem to
involve some highly risky skimming of pennies from
‘big bonus’ payouts. If the Tiki Torch machines are
successful, they hope to send a shipment of poles,
tropical grasses, and hemp rope to the Barbies by
week’s end.
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